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WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICEMAN PreviousNext -- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. -- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving. -- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! -- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. -- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? -- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband. -- The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over? -- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me. -- If you have to ask if I've been drinking, I'm not going to tell you, dude. -- It wasn't my fault -- when I reached down to roll this joint, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged under the brake pedal. -- That's a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum? -- If I'd known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed!

 

 

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Distracted Driving and Drinking and Driving - Has any one reading this ever tried to reason with a person who is intoxicated. Those of you who have know that reasoning with an intoxicated person is futile. If you are convicted of impaired driving, the court has the power to order that an alcohol detection device be installed in your vehicle at the vehicle owners expense.. Why wait until then? Why wait until somebody is seriously hurt or dies?

 

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Higgs Boson Could Destroy Universe


Steve Hawkins warns that the Higgs boson particle could become unstable at very high levels and destroy the universe without warning at anytime. Do you think this is true? Read an opinion on this.

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Is Canada going to be completely Muslim? http://www.billionbibles.org/sharia/canada-sharia-law.html
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