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Daily Smile Joke
A plane is passing through a storm when a wing is struck by lightning. One woman freaks out and screams, "I'm too young to die! I want my last minutes of life to be satisfying. I've had plenty of sex, but I've never been fulfilled. Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?" A gorgeous man stands up. "I can make you feel like a woman." He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. Muscles ripple across his chest as he extends his shirt to the trembling woman and whispers, "Iron this."

 

 

Canadian Budget Syrplus

Harper School of how to get elected.
 
1. Cut 30 Billion from Health Care Spending
2. Cut as many other programs as you can
3. Just before the election, announce a budget surplus
 
duh. . .
 
Maybe all Canadians can learn from the Brilliant Harper.
 
If you don't pay the bills you will have money left over.
 
Obviously, a lots of Canadians believe Mr. Harpers strategy.