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Distracted Driving and Drinking and Driving

Stop Drinking and Driving

Has any one reading this ever tried to reason with a person who is intoxicated. Those of you who have know that reasoning with an intoxicated person is futile. If you are convicted of impaired driving, the court has the power to order that an alcohol detection device be installed in your vehicle at the vehicle owners expense.. Why wait until then? Why wait until somebody is seriously hurt or dies?

What we should do is install these devices at the time of manufacture? It would only add about $200 to the cost of the vehicle. This seems like a no brainer but the establishments selling liquor might complain that this would cut down on their revenue. Law enforcment might complain that they might not need as many cops, etc.

Driverless cars can not drive intoxicated. Driverless vehicles can not be distracted. They can not go fast to impress their buddies or girls. But until we have driverless cars, should we let people die? 

The laws on distratced driving say we can not use our cell phones while drivng. This is a great idea. But why then do they allow 7 inch screens in the dash?

I would like to ask  Mr. Trudeau Mr. Mulcair and all other leaders, provincial and federaly what do they plan on on doing about these extremely important issues.