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Ethel loves to charge around the nursing home in her wheelchair. Due to her eccentric nature, other residents tolerate her behavior and even play along. As Ethel speeds down one corridor, a door opens and a man steps out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he says in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fishes around in her handbag and pulls out a candy wrapper. "OK," he says and she goes on her way. As she rounds the next corner, another man steps in front of her and shouts, "STOP! Do you have a valid taxi medallion for your vehicle, madam?" Ethel digs into her handbag again and pulls out a beer coaster. "Looks good," he says and sends her on her way. Going down the final corridor, a third man steps in front of her. He is stark naked and holds an erection in his hand. "Oh no," says Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"

 

 

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Accettone Funeral Home Limited
Aftercare Cremation Burial Service
Alderweood Group Canada
Bates Dodds Funeral Service
Bedford Morley Funeral Services
Benisasia Funeral Home Inc
Benjamin's Park Memorial Chapel
Bernardo Funeral Home Ltd
Bernardo Funeral Home Ltd
Cardinal Funeral Homes
Cardinal Funeral Homes Ltd
Chapel Ridge Funeral Home and Cremation Centre
Delmoro Funeral Home
DeMarco Funeral Home (Keele Chapel) Inc
Dixon-Garland Funeral Home
G H Hogle Funeral Home LtdMimico Chapel
G H Hogle Funeral HomeWignall Chapel
Giffen-Mack Funeral Home Cremation
Giffen-Mack Funeral Home Cremation
Hebrew Basic Burial
Heritage Funeral Centre
Highland Funeral Home Cremation Centre
Highland Funeral Home Markham Chapel
Humphrey Funeral Home A W Miles Chapel Limited
Jerret Funeral Homes
Jerrett Funeral Homes
Jerrett Funeral Homes
Kane Funeral Home Ltd
Lynett Funeral Home
Miller A Roy Funeral Chapel
Mount Pleasant Cemetery Crematorium and Visitation Centre
Murray E Newbigging Funeral Home
Newediuk Funeral Homes
O'Connor Bros Funeral Chapel
Ralph Day Chapel
Rosar-Morrison Funeral Home Chapel
Rosar-Morrison Funeral Home Chapel
Ryan Odette Funeral Home
Scott Funeral Homes
Simple Alternative Funeral Centres The
Smith Monument Co Ltd
Smith Monument Company Lt
Steeles Memorial Chapel
Sunset Plan
The Simple Alternative
Trull Funeral Home Cremation Centre
Trull Funeral Home Cremation Centre
Turner Porter Funeral Directors Limited
Vescio Funeral Homes
Ward Funeral Home Weston Chapel