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Ethel loves to charge around the nursing home in her wheelchair. Due to her eccentric nature, other residents tolerate her behavior and even play along. As Ethel speeds down one corridor, a door opens and a man steps out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he says in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fishes around in her handbag and pulls out a candy wrapper. "OK," he says and she goes on her way. As she rounds the next corner, another man steps in front of her and shouts, "STOP! Do you have a valid taxi medallion for your vehicle, madam?" Ethel digs into her handbag again and pulls out a beer coaster. "Looks good," he says and sends her on her way. Going down the final corridor, a third man steps in front of her. He is stark naked and holds an erection in his hand. "Oh no," says Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"

 

 

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Do you think we should build the best transportation where the most traffic is? Perhaps that is why we have a "Highway to Hell" and a Stairway to Heaven?"

According to the latest poll, all three main parties are tied for the amount of votes they are expected to get. So if one Party gets 35% of the popular vote then they may get a majority government with 35% of the votes. The 65% who did not vote for this party and their policies are ruled by the minority. Do you think this is good?

Is Canada going to be completely Muslim? http://www.billionbibles.org/sharia/canada-sharia-law.html

Passengers must wear Life-jackets.....and Depends The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of BC today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from Canada, towards Asia. Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with white Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners. The Navy it is believed gave them food and water and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. REMEMBER YOU HAVE TO BE OVER 65 !