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A plane is passing through a storm when a wing is struck by lightning. One woman freaks out and screams, "I'm too young to die! I want my last minutes of life to be satisfying. I've had plenty of sex, but I've never been fulfilled. Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?" A gorgeous man stands up. "I can make you feel like a woman." He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. Muscles ripple across his chest as he extends his shirt to the trembling woman and whispers, "Iron this."

 

 

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Do you think we should build the best transportation where the most traffic is? Perhaps that is why we have a "Highway to Hell" and a Stairway to Heaven?"

According to the latest poll, all three main parties are tied for the amount of votes they are expected to get. So if one Party gets 35% of the popular vote then they may get a majority government with 35% of the votes. The 65% who did not vote for this party and their policies are ruled by the minority. Do you think this is good?

Is Canada going to be completely Muslim? http://www.billionbibles.org/sharia/canada-sharia-law.html

Passengers must wear Life-jackets.....and Depends The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of BC today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from Canada, towards Asia. Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with white Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners. The Navy it is believed gave them food and water and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. REMEMBER YOU HAVE TO BE OVER 65 !